DEVIN'S LANDING

Most of the games this weekend are suffering from a pronounced case of whatthefuckeveritus, so we figured we would just tell you that we are taking #3 Alabama (at home) over #9 LSU and leave it at that. Why? Because the devil inside Nick Saban is still fuming about last year's Florida/Utah failures and last week's survival against Tennessee, and he will have his team ready to play. Wildcards present: Recently erratic Alabama QB Greg McElroy and always erratic/insane LSU Coach Les Miles. Preparation aside, the fortunes of the game could easily turn on the performance of either.

We pictured Washaun Ealey above because, well, he is one of the only bright spots for Georgia Football right now. Also, he is not starting, which makes little sense yet somehow perfectly symbolizes the Bulldogs' season... WILLIE MARTINEZ SHUDNT BE STARTIN NEITHER RAWR RAWR RAWR! This last sentence is meant to emphasize how sick we are of this week's seemingly eternal commentary on the state of Georgia football. We can't even bring ourselves to write complete sentences we are so tired of it. So here are our fragmented thoughts:

AD Damon Evans = Good. Coach Mark Richt = Good. Georgia Talent = Good. Georgia Recruiting = Good.

DC Willie Martinez = Bad. QB Joe Cox = Bad (but really nice).

Half of the "Bad" will fix itself. The other half of "Bad" will probably be fixed too. Or it won't... but it probably will. That is all.